So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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