Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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