I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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