And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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