Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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