Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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