I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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