Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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