I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
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