Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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