Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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