Sry I called you an 8
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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