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Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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