I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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