please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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