And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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