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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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