Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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