ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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