I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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