I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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