So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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