I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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