just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
the liver wants what the liver wants
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
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