are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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