I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
