addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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