you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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