He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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