S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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