Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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