whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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