he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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