I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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