I hope mine doesn't look like that
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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