You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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