She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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