Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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