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(972): View more from Texas

Hey man sorry I got all grabby

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(703): View more from Virginia

He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie

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(714): View more from California

We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.

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(917): View more from New York City

I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.

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(407): View more from Florida

So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina

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(623): View more from Arizona

I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.

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(440): View more from Ohio

i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

We're hate flirting, damnit.

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