So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize