I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We left an ass print on the piano.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Pants are for mortals
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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