Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Is it because I queefed?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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