Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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