Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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