i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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