I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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