At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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