so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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