I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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