Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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