I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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