She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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