We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Randomize
