I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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