i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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