Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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