Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Randomize
