Sry I called you an 8
i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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